Mike Najem · 2024

Ice Cream with CigarettesAn Anatomy of Disappointment

«Здесь, умного, полезного, взрослого, строгого, нечего сказать.» (Видео сообщение, июнь 2024г.)

“There is about nothing smart, useful, or mature to say here.” (Video message, June 2024)

On an abused patch of grass, an abused dialogue takes place outside of the boundaries of time, a coffee break, a light and a dark figure in close proximity to each other; both young but tired.

One of them (I will not be naming which), does not see the point in saying much. He seldom had anything to say. He couldn’t seem to ever find his words. He might have sometimes really wanted to have something to say, but he would most often rather for the other to be kind enough to contribute to their conference of two with a couple of wise words. Today, he decides to give the hopes of effective communication on planet Earth one last shot.

It is, however, impossible to prove whether or not the second one of them is listening. He is there: half a meter away, ears open. In other words, dear reader, if this conversation was within the norms of our great 21st century, then that one of them, would have most certainly been left on read.

Do note that this nuance does not make this any less of a dialogue, for on that abused patch of grass where empty words repeat and nothing ever happens a combination of gazes, smiles, and music leave the impression that everything is happening:

Starting positions, backs leaning on brick, awkward silence, deep breath, establishing eye-contact, deep breath, adjusting facial expressions, deep breath, takeoff: “How are you?”. It’s the best he could come up with. He doesn’t know much about his counterpart and gave up on coming up with more interesting variations of the burdening question. Silence, his partner must not have been in the mood. “Forget it. Ice cream?” He offers two cones of chocolate ice cream; a core element of his branding the past three years on this patch of grass.

“I’ve been feeling, lately… I mean, I’ve been thinking… That is to say, it is as if I am not fluent in any language… Understand, since my headspace has been floating between cultures and languages, then I must dare to question all of my perspectives, to leave things behind, to feel incomplete, to stop understanding my behavior, to come to terms with the fact that I have indeed created of myself a very complicated person.”

Lights his companion’s cigarette.

“I can explain! On the morning before the last show of the semester, in an attempt to justify the actions of a character, we discussed with my colleague the nuances between love for a person and love for an idea.”

Lights himself a cigarette: “I have come to a conviction that people only fall in love with ideas.” He pauses, allowing his audience to process his discovery. Looks over smoothly, and tries to detect any type of reaction… nothing.

“It is as if… Well, you know that I don’t like to draw parallels between the professional and the personal, but…”

He looks at the sky for hints. Asks for a miracle.

“Have you heard of… No, do you know the feeling, the experience, the process, in which you give different entities in life everything you seem capable of devoting and in return… nothing. And it is only after these waves of impulsive, passionate decision-making that you are left with the impression that your all… is worth… nothing.”

Dear reader, don’t take him seriously, he does not seem to understand what he meant to say either.

“Be sure that just three years ago I was certain that I cognitively, rationally, culturally am capable of controlling my emotions. I could decide. It is indeed most logical that the older a creature grows the more it is in control. I… seem to be losing control by the day. I’m only getting stupider, understand?”

A few more attempts at sounding human do follow. A dozen more comically existential questions later, a verdict is reached:

“I have nothing smart to say…. I have come to the realization that I am a repetitive person. Go now. Come again tomorrow, for I am most likely to once again offer you a cone of ice cream, a cigarette, a song, an abused patch of grass… What is the value I bring to this world?”